buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

Anonymous inquired:
englend sux dik kid amurica is beter in evry way ur gey

I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

sappling:

don’t let tumblr fool you into thinking anime is cool

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

image

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

craicer